My secret shame

All right, if you must know, I used to be a... telemarketer.

But it wasn't like you think! Honest! I telemarketed, not some sleazy hair-restoration cream or vacuum cleaner, but an upscale cultural product: season tickets for the local theater!

It was socially worthwhile! Educational! Really!

One ringie-dingie...two ringie-dingie...

Jeanne A. E. DeVoto jaed@jaedworks.com